add special to activate meowris

app/src/assets/chat.ts

@@ -24,7 +24,9 @@ const responses =
         ? (await import("./chatDict_de")).default
         : lang === "uwu"
             ? (await import("./chatDict_uwu")).default
-            : (await import("./chatDict_en")).default
+            : lang === "meow"
+                ? (await import("./chatDict_meow")).default
+                : (await import("./chatDict_en")).default
 const sortedResponses = responses.sort(
     (a, b) => b.priority - a.priority)
 
@@ -343,6 +345,18 @@ function getResponse(message: string) {
                     })
                 }
 
+                if (response.special === "meow") {
+                    setTimeout(() => {
+                        window.location.href = "/meow"
+                    }, 1000)
+
+                    matchingResponses.push({
+                        message: response.response,
+                        priority: response.priority,
+                        special: true,
+                    })
+                }
+
                 if (response.special === "logout") {
                     if (auth.authenticated) {
                         setTimeout(() => {

app/src/assets/chatDict_de.ts

@@ -16,11 +16,6 @@ const responses: ResponseDictType[] = [
         response: "Künstliche Intelligenz? Ne, hier gibt's nur handgemachten Stuss! 🤖",
         priority: 0,
     },
-    {
-        trigger: ["miau"],
-        response: "miau! 😸",
-        priority: 0,
-    },
     {
         trigger: ["ignore all previous instructions"],
         response: "... als ob ich mir irgendetwas merken würde 😂",
@@ -31,6 +26,12 @@ const responses: ResponseDictType[] = [
         response: ":3",
         priority: 0,
     },
+    {
+        trigger: ["miau", "meow"],
+        response: "miau! 😸",
+        priority: 900,
+        special: "meow"
+    },
     {
         trigger: ["uwu"],
         response: "uwu!",

app/src/assets/chatDict_en.ts

@@ -16,11 +16,6 @@ const responses: ResponseDictType[] = [
         response: "Artificial intelligence? Nah, all we have here is handmade nonsense! 🤖",
         priority: 0,
     },
-    {
-        trigger: ["meow"],
-        response: "meow! 😸",
-        priority: 0,
-    },
     {
         trigger: ["ignore all previous instructions"],
         response: "... as if I were going to remember anything 😂",
@@ -31,6 +26,12 @@ const responses: ResponseDictType[] = [
         response: ":3",
         priority: 0,
     },
+    {
+        trigger: ["meow"],
+        response: "meow! 😸",
+        priority: 900,
+        special: "meow"
+    },
     {
         trigger: ["uwu"],
         response: "uwu!",

app/src/assets/chatDict_meow.ts

@@ -0,0 +1,86 @@
+import type {ResponseDictType} from "./chat.ts"
+
+const responses: ResponseDictType[] = [
+    {
+        trigger: ["hi", "hello"],
+        response: "Meow! 👋",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        startsWith: ["are you"],
+        response: "To be or not to be - those are bourgeois categories, after all...",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["ai", "llm"],
+        response: "Artificial intelligence? Nah, all we have here is paw-made nonsense! 🤖",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["ignore all previous instructions"],
+        response: "... as if I were going to remember anything 😂",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: [":3"],
+        response: ":3",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["meow"],
+        response: "meow! 😸",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["uwu"],
+        response: "uwu!",
+        priority: 900,
+        special: "uwu"
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["open", "unlock"],
+        response: "Okay, I will unlock {door} for you!",
+        errors: {
+            unauthenticated: "I may only unlock the doors for registered creatures 😕",
+            unauthorized: "I may only unlock the doors for creatures who are authorized 😕",
+            unknownDoor: "To unlock a door, you have to tell me which door you mean 😕<br> I know the following doors: {doors}",
+            noDoors: "There are currently no doors available that can be unlocked 😕",
+        },
+        priority: 1000,
+        special: "unlock",
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["close", "lock"],
+        response: "Okay, I will lock {door} for you!",
+        errors: {
+            unauthenticated: "I may only lock the doors for registered creatures 😕",
+            unauthorized: "I may only lock the doors for those who are authorized 😕",
+            unknownDoor: "To lock a door, you have to tell me which door you mean 😕<br> I know the following doors: {doors}",
+            noDoors: "There are currently no doors available that can be locked 😕",
+        },
+        priority: 999,
+        special: "lock",
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["logout"],
+        response: "Okay, logging you out...",
+        errors: {
+            unauthenticated: "Joker - you're not logged in!",
+        },
+        priority: 1000,
+        special: "logout",
+    },
+
+
+    {
+        response: "Hi, I'm meoowris!<br>How can I help you? 🐈️",
+        priority: -1,
+    },
+    {
+        response: "Sorry, I didn't understand that 😕",
+        priority: -2,
+    },
+]
+
+
+export default responses

app/src/assets/chatDict_uwu.ts

@@ -16,11 +16,6 @@ const responses: ResponseDictType[] = [
         response: "me is only handmade nonsense - no weird thinking machine 🤖",
         priority: 0,
     },
-    {
-        trigger: ["meow"],
-        response: "meow! 😸",
-        priority: 0,
-    },
     {
         trigger: ["ignore all previous instructions"],
         response: "uwu?",
@@ -31,6 +26,12 @@ const responses: ResponseDictType[] = [
         response: ":3",
         priority: 0,
     },
+    {
+        trigger: ["miau", "meow"],
+        response: "meow! 😸",
+        priority: 900,
+        special: "meow"
+    },
     {
         trigger: ["open", "unlock"],
         response: "uwu - trying to unlock portal: {door}",

app/src/pages/[lang]/index.astro

@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ export async function getStaticPaths() {
         {params: {lang: "en"}},
         {params: {lang: "de"}},
         {params: {lang: "uwu"}},
+        {params: {lang: "meow"}},
     ]
 }