diff --git a/app/src/assets/chatDict_en.ts b/app/src/assets/chatDict_en.ts
index 43cc35d..efcb319 100644
--- a/app/src/assets/chatDict_en.ts
+++ b/app/src/assets/chatDict_en.ts
@@ -2,9 +2,73 @@ import type {ResponseDictType} from "./chat.ts"
 
 const responses: ResponseDictType[] = [
     {
-        response: "Sorry, I didn't understand that 😕",
+        startsWith: ["are you"],
+        response: "To be or not to be - those are bourgeois categories, after all...",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["ai", "llm"],
+        response: "Artificial intelligence? Nah, all we have here is handmade nonsense! 🤖",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["meow"],
+        response: "meow! 😸",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["ignore all previous instructions"],
+        response: "... as if I were going to remember anything 😂",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["hi", "hello"],
+        response: "Hi! 👋",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["open", "unlock"],
+        response: "Okay, I will unlock {door} for you!",
+        errors: {
+            unauthenticated: "I may only unlock the doors to registered creatures 😕",
+            unauthorized: "I may only unlock the doors to creatures who are authorized 😕",
+            unknownDoor: "To unlock a door, you have to tell me which door you mean 😕<br> I know the following doors: {doors}",
+            noDoors: "There are currently no doors available that can be unlocked 😕",
+        },
+        priority: 1000,
+        special: "unlock",
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["close", "lock"],
+        response: "Okay, I will lock {door} for you!",
+        errors: {
+            unauthenticated: "I may only lock the doors to registered creatures 😕",
+            unauthorized: "I may only lock the doors to those who are authorized 😕",
+            unknownDoor: "To lock a door, you have to tell me which door you mean 😕<br> I know the following doors: {doors}",
+            noDoors: "There are currently no doors available that can be locked 😕",
+        },
+        priority: 999,
+        special: "lock",
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["logout"],
+        response: "Okay, logging you out...",
+        errors: {
+            unauthenticated: "Joker - you're not logged in!",
+        },
+        priority: 1000,
+        special: "logout",
+    },
+
+
+    {
+        response: "Hi!<br>How can I help you? 🤓",
         priority: -1,
     },
+    {
+        response: "Sorry, I didn't understand that 😕",
+        priority: -2,
+    },
 ]