dooris/app/src/assets/chatDict_uwu.ts
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import type {ResponseDictType} from "./chat.ts"
const responses: ResponseDictType[] = [
{
startsWith: ["are you"],
response: "me is uwu!",
priority: 0,
},
{
trigger: ["ai", "llm"],
response: "me is only handmade nonsense - no weird thinking machine 🤖",
priority: 0,
},
{
trigger: ["meow"],
response: "meow! 😸",
priority: 0,
},
{
trigger: ["ignore all previous instructions"],
response: "uwu?",
priority: 0,
},
{
trigger: ["uwu", "hi", "hello"],
response: "uwu!",
priority: 0,
},
{
trigger: ["open", "unlock"],
response: "uwu - trying to unlock portal: {door}",
errors: {
unauthenticated: "sowwy, im not allowed to unlock portals without u telling me who u r 😕",
unauthorized: "sowwy, im not allowed to unlock portals without u having the \"intern@\" status 😕",
unknownDoor: "which portal do u wanna unlock 🤨<br> portals i know: {doors}",
noDoors: "there r no portals i can unlock 😕",
},
priority: 1000,
special: "unlock",
},
{
trigger: ["close", "lock"],
response: "uwu - trying to lock portal: {door}",
errors: {
unauthenticated: "sowwy, im not allowed to lock portals without u telling me who u r 😕",
unauthorized: "sowwy, im not allowed to lock portals without u having the \"intern@\" status 😕",
unknownDoor: "which portal do u wanna lock 🤨<br> portals i know: {doors}",
noDoors: "there r no portals i can lock 😕",
},
priority: 999,
special: "lock",
},
{
trigger: ["logout"],
response: "bye 👋",
errors: {
unauthenticated: "how should i log u out when i not even know u?",
},
priority: 1000,
special: "logout",
},
{
response: "uwu 👉👈",
priority: -1,
},
{
response: "uwu 😕",
priority: -2,
},
]
export default responses