status(host): configure external status page and uptime monitoring host

2026-01-18 01:26:52 +01:00 · 2026-01-18 01:26:52 +01:00 · fe52127e82
commit fe52127e82
parent 51bbdd42a2
14 changed files with 1381 additions and 2 deletions
--- a/.sops.yaml
+++ b/.sops.yaml
@ -33,15 +33,25 @@ keys:
        - &host_public_reverse_proxy_ansible_pull_age_key age1p7pxgq5kwcpdkhkh3qq4pvnltrdk4gwf60hdhv8ka0mdxmgnjepqyleyen
        - &host_zammad_ansible_pull_age_key age1sv7uhpnk9d3u3je9zzvlux0kd83f627aclpamnz2h3ksg599838qjgrvqs
        - &host_ntfy_ansible_pull_age_key age1dkecypmfuj0tcm2cz8vnvq5drpu2ddhgnfkzxvscs7m4e79gpseqyhr9pg
+    external:
+      age: &host_external_age_keys
+        - &host_status_ansible_pull_age_key age1yl9ts8k6ceymaxjs72r5puetes5mtuzxuger7qgme9qkagfrm9hqzxx9qr
 creation_rules:
-  # group vars
+  ## group vars
  - path_regex: inventories/chaosknoten/group_vars/all.*
    key_groups:
      - pgp:
          *admin_gpg_keys
        age:
          *host_chaosknoten_age_keys
-  # host vars
+  - path_regex: inventories/external/group_vars/all.*
+    key_groups:
+      - pgp:
+          *admin_gpg_keys
+        age:
+          *host_external_age_keys
+  ## host vars
+  # chaosknoten hosts
  - path_regex: inventories/chaosknoten/host_vars/cloud.*
    key_groups:
      - pgp:
@ -150,6 +160,14 @@ creation_rules:
          *admin_gpg_keys
        age:
          - *host_public_reverse_proxy_ansible_pull_age_key
+  # external hosts
+  - path_regex: inventories/external/host_vars/status.*
+    key_groups:
+      - pgp:
+          *admin_gpg_keys
+        age:
+          - *host_status_ansible_pull_age_key
+  # z9 hosts
  - path_regex: inventories/z9/host_vars/dooris.*
    key_groups:
      - pgp:
--- a/inventories/external/group_vars/all.sops.yaml
+++ b/inventories/external/group_vars/all.sops.yaml
@ -0,0 +1,210 @@
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+  version: 3.11.0
--- a/inventories/external/group_vars/all.yaml
+++ b/inventories/external/group_vars/all.yaml
@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+# ansible_pull
+# ansible_pull__age_private_key needs to be defined per host (probably HOST.sops.yaml).
+ansible_pull__repo_url: https://git.hamburg.ccc.de/CCCHH/ansible-infra.git
+ansible_pull__inventory: inventories/external
+ansible_pull__playbook: playbooks/maintenance.yaml
+ansible_pull__timer_on_calendar: "*-*-* 04:30:00 Europe/Berlin"
+ansible_pull__failure_notification_address: noc-notifications@lists.hamburg.ccc.de
+ansible_pull__timer_randomized_delay_sec: 30min
+
+# msmtp
+# msmtp__smtp_password is defined in the all.sops.yaml.
+msmtp__smtp_host: cow.hamburg.ccc.de
+msmtp__smtp_port: 465
+msmtp__smtp_tls_method: smtps
+msmtp__smtp_user: any@external-hosts.hamburg.ccc.de
+msmtp__smtp_from: "{{ inventory_hostname }}@external-hosts.hamburg.ccc.de"
--- a/inventories/external/host_vars/status.sops.yaml
+++ b/inventories/external/host_vars/status.sops.yaml
@ -0,0 +1,212 @@
+ansible_pull__age_private_key: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:u0tluAG5YmXTs71/F6RjuTITCrEoJco0K7+o/F7An4OMdOAwJVBvvMCnEaYsKhLhdesnMIoA24oz2j22lKRFgZUNtkF08ZwH9gw=,iv:oqTTeOi8l6ig4vvqOKict5bqxjmiBW+kwlZhbozoCSU=,tag:ZL2wuIczCHguGJIhbY0NuQ==,type:str]
+secret__gatus_db_password: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:fwtdWmXVTA7odBsKnlxH7mKKGtplAt/rQqscFBAxbDky6DNqgk6PP2OsqbIEpnpzs9Yn7Kd2VAxzfJfK,iv:ox/Lm+LlxxRcssOPc++nRp6nVa2DF3/46eEsGzTOBmA=,tag:i1e71Gm01ojHr5pGy0S9rA==,type:str]
+secret__gatus_matrix_access_token: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:wp6C2E/LM3grawu8oW5CZZU0Y2+3qnuEbcKmgZr16e8P1KG/v2kfxRQ=,iv:S96oyGg6hI2Co7PJ8BFtrzZag82PTfp2IyIgTbxfdiM=,tag:JROk5PdoaMzXq1qXGgaH7g==,type:str]
+sops:
+  age:
+    - recipient: age1yl9ts8k6ceymaxjs72r5puetes5mtuzxuger7qgme9qkagfrm9hqzxx9qr
+      enc: |
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+        -----END AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
+  lastmodified: "2026-01-17T23:54:35Z"
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--- a/inventories/external/host_vars/status.yaml
+++ b/inventories/external/host_vars/status.yaml
@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+docker_compose__compose_file_content: "{{ lookup('ansible.builtin.template', 'resources/external/status/docker_compose/compose.yaml.j2') }}"
+docker_compose__configuration_files:
+  - name: "general.yaml"
+    content: "{{ lookup('ansible.builtin.file', 'resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/general.yaml') }}"
+  - name: "sites.yaml"
+    content: "{{ lookup('ansible.builtin.file', 'resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/sites.yaml') }}"
+  - name: "services-chaosknoten.yaml"
+    content: "{{ lookup('ansible.builtin.file', 'resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/services-chaosknoten.yaml') }}"
+  - name: "websites.yaml"
+    content: "{{ lookup('ansible.builtin.file', 'resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/websites.yaml') }}"
+  - name: "easterhegg-websites.yaml"
+    content: "{{ lookup('ansible.builtin.file', 'resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/easterhegg-websites.yaml') }}"
+
+nginx__version_spec: ""
+nginx__deploy_redirect_conf: false
+nginx__configurations:
+  - name: status.hamburg.ccc.de
+    content: "{{ lookup('ansible.builtin.file', 'resources/external/status/nginx/status.hamburg.ccc.de.conf') }}"
+  - name: http_handler
+    content: "{{ lookup('ansible.builtin.file', 'resources/external/status/nginx/http_handler.conf') }}"
+
+certbot__version_spec: ""
+certbot__acme_account_email_address: le-admin@hamburg.ccc.de
+certbot__certificate_domains:
+  - "status.hamburg.ccc.de"
+certbot__new_cert_commands:
+  - "systemctl reload nginx.service"
--- a/inventories/external/hosts.yaml
+++ b/inventories/external/hosts.yaml
@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+all:
+  hosts:
+    status:
+      # TODO: Manually set up ufw on the host. Create a role for ufw.
+      ansible_host: status.hamburg.ccc.de
+      ansible_user: chaos
+base_config_hosts:
+  hosts:
+    status:
+docker_compose_hosts:
+  hosts:
+    status:
+nginx_hosts:
+  hosts:
+    status:
+certbot_hosts:
+  hosts:
+    status:
+infrastructure_authorized_keys_hosts:
+  hosts:
+    status:
+ansible_pull_hosts:
+  hosts:
+    status:
--- a/resources/external/status/docker_compose/compose.yaml.j2
+++ b/resources/external/status/docker_compose/compose.yaml.j2
@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+# https://gatus.io/
+# https://github.com/TwiN/gatus
+# https://github.com/TwiN/gatus/blob/master/.examples/docker-compose-postgres-storage/compose.yaml
+
+services:
+  database:
+    image: docker.io/library/postgres:18.1
+    volumes:
+      - ./database:/var/lib/postgresql
+    environment:
+      - "POSTGRES_DB=gatus"
+      - "POSTGRES_USER=gatus"
+      - "POSTGRES_PASSWORD={{ secret__gatus_db_password }}"
+    networks:
+      - gatus
+
+  gatus:
+    image: ghcr.io/twin/gatus:v5.34.0
+    restart: always
+    ports:
+      - "8080:8080"
+    environment:
+      - "GATUS_CONFIG_PATH=/config"
+      - "POSTGRES_DB=gatus"
+      - "POSTGRES_USER=gatus"
+      - "POSTGRES_PASSWORD={{ secret__gatus_db_password }}"
+      - "MATRIX_ACCESS_TOKEN={{ secret__gatus_matrix_access_token }}"
+    volumes:
+      - ./configs:/config
+    networks:
+      - gatus
+    depends_on:
+      - database
+
+networks:
+  gatus:
--- a/resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/easterhegg-websites.yaml
+++ b/resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/easterhegg-websites.yaml
@ -0,0 +1,303 @@
+# Easterhegg Websites and Websites (Redirects)
+# (hosted on public-web-static)
+# One could probably also generate this list from the public-web-static config.
+easterhegg-websites-defaults: &easterhegg_websites_defaults
+  group: Websites
+  interval: 5m
+  alerts:
+    - type: matrix
+      failure-threshold: 3
+      success-threshold: 1
+      minimum-reminder-interval: "12h"
+      send-on-resolved: true
+
+easterhegg-websites-redirects-defaults: &easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+  group: Websites (Redirects)
+  interval: 15m
+  alerts:
+    - type: matrix
+      failure-threshold: 3
+      success-threshold: 1
+      minimum-reminder-interval: "24h"
+      send-on-resolved: true
+
+endpoints:
+  # Websites
+  - name: eh03.easterhegg.eu
+    url: "https://eh03.easterhegg.eu"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easter(h)egg 2003*)"
+
+  - name: eh05.easterhegg.eu
+    url: "https://eh05.easterhegg.eu"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2005 - The workshop weekend*)"
+
+  - name: eh07.easterhegg.eu
+    url: "https://eh07.easterhegg.eu"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2007 - The Workshop weekend*)"
+
+  - name: eh09.easterhegg.eu
+    url: "https://eh09.easterhegg.eu"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2009*)"
+
+  - name: eh11.easterhegg.eu
+    url: "https://eh11.easterhegg.eu"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2011*)"
+
+  - name: eh20.easterhegg.eu
+    url: "https://eh20.easterhegg.eu"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*EH20 - Back to root*)"
+
+  # Websites (Redirects)
+  # eh03.easterhegg.eu
+  - name: eh2003.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://eh2003.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easter(h)egg 2003*)"
+
+  - name: www.eh2003.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.eh2003.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easter(h)egg 2003*)"
+
+  - name: easterhegg2003.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://easterhegg2003.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easter(h)egg 2003*)"
+
+  - name: www.easterhegg2003.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.easterhegg2003.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easter(h)egg 2003*)"
+
+  # eh05.easterhegg.eu
+  - name: eh2005.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://eh2005.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2005 - The workshop weekend*)"
+
+  - name: www.eh2005.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.eh2005.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2005 - The workshop weekend*)"
+
+  - name: easterhegg2005.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://easterhegg2005.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2005 - The workshop weekend*)"
+
+  - name: www.easterhegg2005.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.easterhegg2005.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2005 - The workshop weekend*)"
+
+  # eh07.easterhegg.eu
+  - name: eh2007.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://eh2007.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2007 - The Workshop weekend*)"
+
+  - name: www.eh2007.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.eh2007.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2007 - The Workshop weekend*)"
+
+  - name: eh07.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://eh07.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2007 - The Workshop weekend*)"
+
+  - name: www.eh07.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.eh07.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2007 - The Workshop weekend*)"
+
+  - name: easterhegg2007.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://easterhegg2007.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2007 - The Workshop weekend*)"
+
+  - name: www.easterhegg2007.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.easterhegg2007.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2007 - The Workshop weekend*)"
+
+  # eh09.easterhegg.eu
+  - name: eh2009.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://eh2009.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2009*)"
+
+  - name: www.eh2009.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.eh2009.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2009*)"
+
+  - name: eh09.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://eh09.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2009*)"
+
+  - name: www.eh09.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.eh09.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2009*)"
+
+  - name: easterhegg2009.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://easterhegg2009.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2009*)"
+
+  - name: www.easterhegg2009.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.easterhegg2009.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2009*)"
+
+  # eh11.easterhegg.eu
+  - name: eh2011.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://eh2011.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2011*)"
+
+  - name: www.eh2011.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.eh2011.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2011*)"
+
+  - name: eh11.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://eh11.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2011*)"
+
+  - name: www.eh11.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.eh11.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2011*)"
+
+  - name: easterhegg2011.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://easterhegg2011.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2011*)"
+
+  - name: www.easterhegg2011.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.easterhegg2011.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2011*)"
+
+  # eh20.easterhegg.eu
+  - name: www.eh20.easterhegg.eu
+    url: "https://www.eh20.easterhegg.eu"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*EH20 - Back to root*)"
+
+  - name: eh20.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://eh20.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *easterhegg_websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[status] == 200"
+      - "[certificate_expiration] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*EH20 - Back to root*)"
--- a/resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/general.yaml
+++ b/resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/general.yaml
@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+storage:
+  type: postgres
+  path: "postgres://${POSTGRES_USER}:${POSTGRES_PASSWORD}@database:5432/${POSTGRES_DB}?sslmode=disable"
+
+ui:
+  title: CCCHH Status
+  description: Automated uptime monitoring and status page for CCCHH services. Powered by Gatus.
+  header: CCCHH Status
+  buttons:
+    - name: Website
+      link: "https://hamburg.ccc.de"
+    - name: Git
+      link: "https://git.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    - name: Kontakt & Impressum
+      link: "https://hamburg.ccc.de/imprint/"
+  default-sort-by: group
+
+alerting:
+  matrix:
+    server-url: "https://matrix-client.matrix.org"
+    access-token: "${MATRIX_ACCESS_TOKEN}"
+    internal-room-id: "!jG755onbGAH-lZsZo8SRKtlsncSMvq7nzPhwCi5CgdQ"
+
+# A bit more than the default 5 concurrent checks should be fine.
+concurrency: 15
--- a/resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/services-chaosknoten.yaml
+++ b/resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/services-chaosknoten.yaml
@ -0,0 +1,264 @@
+# Services (Chaosknoten)
+services-chaosknoten-defaults: &services_chaosknoten_defaults
+  group: Services (Chaosknoten)
+  interval: 1m
+  alerts:
+    - type: matrix
+      failure-threshold: 5
+      success-threshold: 2
+      minimum-reminder-interval: "6h"
+      send-on-resolved: true
+
+endpoints:
+  - name: CCCHH ID/Keycloak (main page/account console)
+    url: "https://id.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*JavaScript is required to use the Account Console.*)"
+
+  - name: CCCHH ID/Keycloak (ccchh realm)
+    url: "https://id.hamburg.ccc.de/realms/ccchh/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY].realm == ccchh"
+
+  - name: ccchoir
+    url: "https://ccchoir.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*The Choir of the Chaos Computer Club*)"
+
+  - name: Cloud (status info)
+    url: "https://cloud.hamburg.ccc.de/status.php"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY].installed == true"
+      - "[BODY].maintenance == false"
+
+  - name: Cloud (main page/login)
+    url: "https://cloud.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Sign in to CCCHH*)"
+
+  - name: cow (main page/login)
+    url: "https://cow.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*mailcow UI*)"
+
+  - name: cow (SMTP port 25)
+    url: "tcp://cow.hamburg.ccc.de:25"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[CONNECTED] == true"
+
+  - name: cow (SMTPS port 465)
+    url: "tls://cow.hamburg.ccc.de:465"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[CONNECTED] == true"
+
+  - name: cow (SMTP with STARTTLS port 587)
+    url: "starttls://cow.hamburg.ccc.de:587"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[CONNECTED] == true"
+
+  - name: cow (IMAP port 143)
+    url: "tcp://cow.hamburg.ccc.de:143"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[CONNECTED] == true"
+
+  - name: cow (IMAPS port 465)
+    url: "tls://cow.hamburg.ccc.de:465"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[CONNECTED] == true"
+
+  - name: Design/penpot
+    url: "https://design.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Penpot - Design Freedom for Teams*)"
+
+  - name: EH22 Website/Wiki
+    url: "https://eh22.easterhegg.eu/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2025*)"
+
+  - name: Git
+    url: "https://git.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*CCCHH Git*)"
+
+  - name: GitLab
+    url: "https://gitlab.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Moin beim Gitlab des CCC Hamburg!*)"
+
+  - name: Grafana
+    url: "https://grafana.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Sign in to CCCHH*)"
+
+  - name: Jitsi
+    url: "https://jitsi.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Jitsi Meet*)"
+
+  - name: Lists
+    url: "https://lists.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Mailing Lists*)"
+
+  - name: Matrix
+    url: "https://matrix.hamburg.ccc.de/_matrix/client/versions"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "has([BODY].versions) == true"
+      - "has([BODY].unstable_features) == true"
+
+  - name: Mumble (tcp)
+    url: "tcp://mumble.hamburg.ccc.de:64738"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[CONNECTED] == true"
+
+  - name: Mumble (udp)
+    url: "udp://mumble.hamburg.ccc.de:64738"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[CONNECTED] == true"
+
+  - name: NetBox
+    url: "https://NetBox.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*NetBox*)"
+
+  - name: ntfy
+    url: "https://ntfy.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*ntfy web requires JavaScript*)"
+
+  - name: OnlyOffice
+    url: "https://onlyoffice.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*ONLYOFFICE Docs Community Edition installed*)"
+
+  - name: Pad
+    url: "https://pad.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*HedgeDoc - Ideas grow better together*)"
+
+  - name: Pretalx (main page)
+    url: "https://pretalx.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*pretalx*)"
+
+  - name: Pretalx (EH22/Easterhegg 2025)
+    url: "https://cfp.eh22.easterhegg.eu/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Easterhegg 2025*)"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*pretalx*)"
+
+  - name: SpaceAPI
+    url: "https://spaceapi.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY].space == CCCHH"
+
+  - name: Surveillance under Surveillance
+    url: "https://sunders.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Surveillance under Surveillance*)"
+
+  - name: Tickets/pretix
+    url: "https://tickets.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*pretix*)"
+
+  - name: Wiki
+    url: "https://wiki.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*CCCHH Wiki*)"
+
+  - name: Woodpecker
+    url: "https://woodpecker.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Woodpecker*)"
+
+  - name: Zammad
+    url: "https://zammad.hamburg.ccc.de/"
+    <<: *services_chaosknoten_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*zammad*)"
--- a/resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/sites.yaml
+++ b/resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/sites.yaml
@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+# Sites
+sites-defaults: &sites_defaults
+  group: Sites
+  interval: 1m
+  alerts:
+    - type: matrix
+      failure-threshold: 5
+      success-threshold: 2
+      minimum-reminder-interval: "6h"
+      send-on-resolved: true
+
+endpoints:
+  - name: Chaosknoten/IRZ42
+    url: "icmp://chaosknoten.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *sites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[CONNECTED] == true"
+
+  - name: Z9
+    url: "icmp://185.161.129.129"
+    <<: *sites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[CONNECTED] == true"
--- a/resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/websites.yaml
+++ b/resources/external/status/docker_compose/config/websites.yaml
@ -0,0 +1,174 @@
+# Websites, Websites (Staging) and Websites (Redirects)
+# (hosted on public-web-static)
+# One could probably also generate this list from the public-web-static config.
+websites-defaults: &websites_defaults
+  group: Websites
+  interval: 1m
+  alerts:
+    - type: matrix
+      failure-threshold: 5
+      success-threshold: 2
+      minimum-reminder-interval: "6h"
+      send-on-resolved: true
+
+websites-staging-defaults: &websites_staging_defaults
+  group: Websites (Staging)
+  interval: 5m
+  alerts:
+    - type: matrix
+      failure-threshold: 3
+      success-threshold: 1
+      minimum-reminder-interval: "24h"
+      send-on-resolved: true
+
+websites-redirects-defaults: &websites_redirects_defaults
+  group: Websites (Redirects)
+  interval: 5m
+  alerts:
+    - type: matrix
+      failure-threshold: 3
+      success-threshold: 1
+      minimum-reminder-interval: "24h"
+      send-on-resolved: true
+
+endpoints:
+  # Websites
+  - name: branding-resources.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://branding-resources.hamburg.ccc.de/logo/sources.txt"
+    <<: *websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*file:       ccchh-logo.png*)"
+
+  - name: c3cat.de
+    url: "https://c3cat.de"
+    <<: *websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Cat Ears Operation Center*)"
+
+  - name: cryptoparty-hamburg.de
+    url: "https://cryptoparty-hamburg.de"
+    <<: *websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Digitale Selbstverteidigung in Hamburg*)"
+
+  - name: element-admin.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://element-admin.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Loading Element Admin*)"
+
+  - name: element.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://element.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Sorry, Element requires JavaScript to be enabled.*)"
+
+  - name: hacker.tours
+    url: "https://hacker.tours"
+    <<: *websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      # Once suites support alerting, we can also monitor the target as well.
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*<meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"0; url=https://hacker.tours/de/\">*)"
+
+  - name: hackertours.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://hackertours.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      # Once suites support alerting, we can also monitor the target as well.
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*<meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"0; url=https://hackertours.hamburg.ccc.de/de/\">*)"
+
+  - name: hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *websites_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Wir sind der Chaos Computer Club der Hansestadt Hamburg.*)"
+
+# Websites (Staging)
+  - name: staging.c3cat.de
+    url: "https://staging.c3cat.de"
+    <<: *websites_staging_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*c3cat.de Staging Environment*)"
+
+  - name: staging.cryptoparty-hamburg.de
+    url: "https://staging.cryptoparty-hamburg.de"
+    <<: *websites_staging_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*cryptoparty-hamburg.de Staging Environment*)"
+
+  - name: staging.hacker.tours
+    url: "https://staging.hacker.tours"
+    <<: *websites_staging_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*hacker.tours Staging Environment*)"
+
+  - name: staging.hackertours.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://staging.hackertours.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *websites_staging_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*hackertours.hamburg.ccc.de Staging Environment*)"
+
+  - name: staging.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://staging.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *websites_staging_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*hamburg.ccc.de Staging Environment*)"
+
+# Website (Redirects)
+  - name: www.c3cat.de
+    url: "https://www.c3cat.de"
+    <<: *websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Cat Ears Operation Center*)"
+
+  - name: cryptoparty.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://cryptoparty.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Digitale Selbstverteidigung in Hamburg*)"
+
+  - name: staging.cryptoparty.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://staging.cryptoparty.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*cryptoparty-hamburg.de Staging Environment*)"
+
+  - name: www.hamburg.ccc.de
+    url: "https://www.hamburg.ccc.de"
+    <<: *websites_redirects_defaults
+    conditions:
+      - "[STATUS] == 200"
+      - "[CERTIFICATE_EXPIRATION] > 48h"
+      - "[BODY] == pat(*Wir sind der Chaos Computer Club der Hansestadt Hamburg.*)"
--- a/resources/external/status/nginx/http_handler.conf
+++ b/resources/external/status/nginx/http_handler.conf
@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+server {
+    listen 80 default_server;
+    listen [::]:80 default_server;
+
+    server_name status.hamburg.ccc.de;
+
+    location / {
+        return 301 https://$host$request_uri;
+    }
+
+    location /.well-known/acme-challenge/ {
+        proxy_pass http://127.0.0.1:31820/.well-known/acme-challenge/;
+    }
+}
--- a/resources/external/status/nginx/status.hamburg.ccc.de.conf
+++ b/resources/external/status/nginx/status.hamburg.ccc.de.conf
@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+# partly generated 2022-01-08, Mozilla Guideline v5.6, nginx 1.17.7, OpenSSL 1.1.1k, intermediate configuration
+# https://ssl-config.mozilla.org/#server=nginx&version=1.17.7&config=intermediate&openssl=1.1.1k&guideline=5.6
+server {
+    listen 443 ssl http2 default_server;
+    listen [::]:443 ssl http2 default_server;
+
+    server_name status.hamburg.ccc.de;
+
+    ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/status.hamburg.ccc.de/fullchain.pem;
+    ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/status.hamburg.ccc.de/privkey.pem;
+    # verify chain of trust of OCSP response using Root CA and Intermediate certs
+    ssl_trusted_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/status.hamburg.ccc.de/chain.pem;
+
+    # HSTS (ngx_http_headers_module is required) (63072000 seconds)
+    add_header Strict-Transport-Security "max-age=63072000" always;
+
+    proxy_set_header Host $host;
+    proxy_set_header X-Forwarded-Host $host;
+    proxy_set_header X-Real-IP $remote_addr;
+    proxy_set_header X-Forwarded-For $proxy_add_x_forwarded_for;
+    proxy_set_header X-Forwarded-Port 443;
+    # This is https in any case.
+    proxy_set_header X-Forwarded-Proto https;
+    # Hide the X-Forwarded header.
+    proxy_hide_header X-Forwarded;
+    # Assume we are the only Reverse Proxy.
+    # Also provide "_hidden" for by, since it's not relevant.
+    proxy_set_header Forwarded "for=$remote_addr;proto=https;host=$host;by=_hidden";
+
+    location / {
+        proxy_pass http://127.0.0.1:8080/;
+    }
+}