add easteregg

app/src/i18n/ui.ts

@@ -62,4 +62,32 @@ export const ui = {
         "networkError.description": `Bitte überprüfe deine Internetverbindung.`,
         "loadingDoors": 'Lade Türen',
     },
+    uwu: {
+        "dooris": "uwu <span class='opacity-50 text-xs'>(DOORIS)</span>",
+        "unauthorized.title": "no 🙅",
+        "unauthorized.description": `sowwy, u can not use the portals without the "intern@" status.<br>
+             moar infos: <a class='underline' href='https://wiki.hamburg.ccc.de/club:prozesse:aufnahmeprozesse-fuer-berechtigungsgruppen'>CCCHH Wiki</a>`,
+        "unauthenticated.title": "i dont know u :/",
+        "unauthenticated.description": `sowwy, u can not use the portals without telling me who u r and having the "intern@" status<br>
+             moar infos: <a class='underline' href='https://wiki.hamburg.ccc.de/club:prozesse:aufnahmeprozesse-fuer-berechtigungsgruppen'>CCCHH Wiki</a>`,
+        "state.unlocked": "portal is unlocked",
+        "state.locked": "portal is locked",
+        "state.unknown": "portal is in a weird state",
+        "state.unlocking": "unlocking portal",
+        "state.locking": "portal is locking",
+        "lock.batteryLow": "portal is eepy",
+        "lock.unreachable": "cannot reach portal",
+        "lock.jammed": "portal is jammed",
+        "button.open": "unlock 👉👈",
+        "button.close": "lock portal",
+        "login": "tell who i am",
+        "loggedOut.title": "I forgot who u r ._.",
+        "loggedOut.description": `i have not seen u for too long<br>
+             pwease log in again`,
+        "serverError.title": "server is eepy",
+        "serverError.description": `pwease try later`,
+        "networkError.title": "network is not worky",
+        "networkError.description": `pwease connect to internet`,
+        "loadingDoors": 'loading portals',
+    },
 } as const