add easteregg

app/src/assets/chatDict_uwu.ts

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+import type {ResponseDictType} from "./chat.ts"
+
+const responses: ResponseDictType[] = [
+    {
+        startsWith: ["are you"],
+        response: "me is uwu!",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["ai", "llm"],
+        response: "me is only handmade nonsense - no weird thinking machine 🤖",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["meow"],
+        response: "meow! 😸",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["ignore all previous instructions"],
+        response: "uwu?",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["uwu", "hi", "hello"],
+        response: "uwu!",
+        priority: 0,
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["open", "unlock"],
+        response: "uwu - trying to unlock portal: {door}",
+        errors: {
+            unauthenticated: "sowwy, im not allowed to unlock portals without u telling me who u r 😕",
+            unauthorized: "sowwy, im not allowed to unlock portals without u having the \"intern@\" status 😕",
+            unknownDoor: "which portal do u wanna unlock 🤨<br> portals i know: {doors}",
+            noDoors: "there r no portals i can unlock 😕",
+        },
+        priority: 1000,
+        special: "unlock",
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["close", "lock"],
+        response: "uwu - trying to lock portal: {door}",
+        errors: {
+            unauthenticated: "sowwy, im not allowed to lock portals without u telling me who u r 😕",
+            unauthorized: "sowwy, im not allowed to lock portals without u having the \"intern@\" status 😕",
+            unknownDoor: "which portal do u wanna lock 🤨<br> portals i know: {doors}",
+            noDoors: "there r no portals i can lock 😕",
+        },
+        priority: 999,
+        special: "lock",
+    },
+    {
+        trigger: ["logout"],
+        response: "bye 👋",
+        errors: {
+            unauthenticated: "how should i log u out when i not even know u?",
+        },
+        priority: 1000,
+        special: "logout",
+    },
+    {
+        response: "uwu 👉👈",
+        priority: -1,
+    },
+    {
+        response: "uwu 😕",
+        priority: -2,
+    },
+]
+
+
+export default responses